Friday, October 26, 2012

Quick Complaint

Steven and I must be filthy.  Joyce has now asked that we wash the shower and tub after every use.  She says she thinks we're the reason she's been getting bladder infections.  WTF?!!  I also was told I had to give her my spot on the couch, yesterday.  (Ok, Sheldon.)  And then we were watching Ellen:

Joyce: (Talking about Taylor Swift)  You're as pretty as she is.

Me:  Aw, thank you.

Joyce:  Maybe even prettier!  . . . Well that might be pushing it.

. . .

Well gosh, Joyce, don't spare my feelings.  The truth is the truth, am I right?

Ok well how can I compete?
Yesterday I almost went insane.  I can't say this doesn't happen all the time, which makes it worse, but I scream at the Tinsley's in my head a lot.  Like, SCREAM.  I'm crazy.

I just have to keep telling myself:  3 more weeks.

The good news is -- we finally saw Hotel Transylvania!! :-D  Such a cute movie.


  1. What the heck!? Haha.. I cant believe she honestly thinks you guys are causing her bladder infections. LOL.

    1. She's an insane old woman. Whatev. 2 weeks and 6 days to go!