|He tried really hard to look normal.|
Ok one more thing:
Larry got a jury summons today. I heard him in the kitchen yell "OH NO!"
Me: What is it?!
Larry: I got a jury summons!
Me: Oh that's kool!
Larry: Well I can't make it?
Me: (???) How come?
Larry: Well I don't know. Health reasons, I guess.
So basically he's not going to show up. Then he went off about how getting a jury summons is a scam. NOBODY GETS SCAMMED MORE THAN LARRY TINSLEY. Everything is a scam, to him. He just stared at that letter, chuckled, shook his head, and said, "Dirty rotten crooks." He always calls people crooks. He gets a crap ton of catalogs in the mail and if there isn't something he likes inside then it's clearly a scam. He also compulsively keeps track of expenses. "But Cassie, keeping track of expenses isn't a bad thing." You're right. But he is SO obsessed. Joyce says she would rather they lose track of a few dollars because this consumes him. It's pretty weird. I think every other day he's on the phone with some company saying, "Why'd I get charged $x???" There's pretty much always a good reason (like he bought something!) but he always hangs up with that same chuckle, head shake, and mumble. He's weird.