This is Kevin Souder. We call him Souder.
|Cutie pie, hah? And ladies check out that smile!|
He is my newest friend, introduced to me by my best friend, this girl.
|Hayleigh. She's obviously the koolest girl in the world, aside from the fact that she avoided coming to see me this weekend, even though I was in town. Probably cause she didn't wanna give me back my Spiderman shirt.|
Well, the Best Friend Zone is a sensitive subject, and something that is not to be taken lightly. Hayleigh has recently welcomed him in, but I'm still not sold. I have, however, made a chart.
|Blue represents the Best Friend Zone|
You will note a couple of details. First, you will notice that Hayleigh and I are photographed to the right of my head. Been in the Best Friend Zone since we were 14. Booyah. Second, those earrings I'm wearing: Oh thank you, best friend! Third, the serious look on my face. This is not a joke. Fourth, the circles. Cassie and Hayleigh = Best Friend Zone. Hayleigh and Souder = Best Friend Zone. While Cassie and Souder have not made it there yet, you will notice that the circles are still moving. (Arrows indicate direction of movement.) One day, Souder. Don't give up. We'll get there. Until that day, quit trying to steal my best friend.
P.S. The fact that Hayleigh and Souder's Best Friend Zone is bigger than Cassie and Hayleigh's is a completely inaccurate depiction. So let that go.